2009
OK. As a follow on to my previous post. Here are some more wonderfully effective chat-up lines…
“I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.”
Screw me if I’m wrong, but you want to kiss me don’t you?
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?
I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south?
I guess you can kiss heaven goodbye cos it has got to be a sin to look that good!
I didn’t believe in love, until i met you
i used to hate donkeys until i checked out your ass
if beauty was a rain drop you would be the ocean
what is the first thing that comes to ur mind when you hear the word beautiful? cos the first thing that comes to my mind is you
Can i have your picture? I need to show santa what i want for Christmas…
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my own garden forever.
That’s about it for now people!
Feel free to add your own :)