Scott Sampson

OK. As a fol­low on to my pre­vi­ous post. Here are some more won­der­fully effect­ive chat-up lines…

“I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.”

Screw me if I’m wrong, but you want to kiss me don’t you?

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remem­ber your face for my dreams.

If you’ve lost your vir­gin­ity, can I have the box it came in?

Do you sleep on your stom­ach? If not, can I?

I’ve just received gov­ern­ment fund­ing for a four-hour exped­i­tion to find your G-spot

You might not be the best look­ing girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.

I must be lost. I thought para­dise was fur­ther south?

I guess you can kiss heaven good­bye cos it has got to be a sin to look that good!

I didn’t believe in love, until i met you

i used to hate don­keys until i checked out your ass

if beauty was a rain drop you would be the ocean

what is the first thing that comes to ur mind when you hear the word beau­ti­ful? cos the first thing that comes to my mind is you

Can i have your pic­ture? I need to show santa what i want for Christmas…

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my own garden forever.

That’s about it for now people!

Feel free to add your own :)