Scott Sampson

Fur­ther to a dis­cus­sion I was hav­ing a couple of days ago, I decided to pub­lish this list of corny, pathetic and occa­sion­ally humor­ous chat-up lines.

I strongly advise against ever using any of these, as you’ll most likely end up get­ting slapped!

Feel free to add your own via com­ments, as I’ll be updat­ing this list when I remember!

Is that a lad­der in your tights or the stair­way to heaven?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

Get your coat, you’ve pulled

If I could rearrange the alpha­bet, I’d put you and I together…

Is your dad a thief? He must be. He took the stars outta the sky, and put them in your eyes!

I may not be the best look­ing one here, but I’m the only one talk­ing to you!

How’d you like to wake up and find me hanging outta ya?

You be Wilma, I’ll be Fred. Together we can make the bedrock…

Fancy a fuck? If not, do you mind lay­ing down while I have one?

You’ll do…

Is your dad a ter­ror­ist? Cos baby you’re da bomb!

How’d you like to see the soles of your shoes in my wing mirrors?

You know the only thing miss­ing from that out­fit? Me!

How’d you like your eggs in the morn­ing? Fer­til­ised or un-fertilised?

Are your legs tired? Cos you’ve been run­ning through my mind all night!

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

This is me mak­ing the first move. Your turn!

I think I love you…

You’re really ugly. I’d be doing you a favour!

There must be a light­switch on my fore­head because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Come and sit on my lap. We’ll talk about the first thing that comes up…

Hey… How you doin?

When God made you, he was just show­ing off!