Scott Sampson

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start act­ing queer,
It’s def­in­itely the most annoy­ing day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove some­thing large up Cupid’s ass.
I’ll spend the whole day so drunk I can’t speak,
And dress in all black for the rest of the week.

Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is try­ing to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit.

So, here’s my story…
what else can I say?
Love bites my ass…
Fuck Valentines Day