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	<title>Scott Sampson &#187; jokes</title>
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		<title>A few jokes part three</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check your email addresses!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans.…
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A few jokes part two</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interesting family…

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, “Give me six double vodka.”
The barman says, “Wow! you must have had very bad day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.…
When the bartender [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A few Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pizza?
A college student was delivering pizza to a regular customer”s house in New York. The guy who answered the door asked him, “What is the usual tip?”
“Well,” replied the youth,“this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I”ll be doing great.”
“Is that so?” snorted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Corny chat-up lines part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK. As a follow on to my previous post. Here are some more wonderfully effective chat-up lines…
“I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.”
Screw me if I’m wrong, but you want to kiss me don’t you?
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Corny chat-up lines</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Further to a discussion I was having a couple of days ago, I decided to publish this list of corny, pathetic and occasionally humorous chat-up lines.
I strongly advise against ever using any of these, as you’ll most likely end up getting slapped!
Feel free to add your own via comments, as I’ll be updating this list [...]]]></description>
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