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		<title>A few jokes part three</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check your email addresses!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans.…
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A few jokes part two</title>
		<link>http://www.scottsampson.co.uk/2010/random/a-few-jokes-part-two/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interesting family…

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, “Give me six double vodka.”
The barman says, “Wow! you must have had very bad day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.…
When the bartender [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A few Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.scottsampson.co.uk/2010/random/a-few-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pizza?
A college student was delivering pizza to a regular customer”s house in New York. The guy who answered the door asked him, “What is the usual tip?”
“Well,” replied the youth,“this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I”ll be doing great.”
“Is that so?” snorted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Silly rhymes</title>
		<link>http://www.scottsampson.co.uk/2010/random/silly-rhymes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the recent vein of odd and silly posts, here’s another one for you.

The famous speaker who no one had heard of said:
Ladies and jellyspoons, hobos and tramps,
cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants,
I stand before you to sit behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,there’s a Mother’s Day meeting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alternative Nursery Rhymes</title>
		<link>http://www.scottsampson.co.uk/2009/random/alternative-nursery-rhymes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:06:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the continuing vein of odd and random posts, here’s a collection of “alternative” nursery rhymes.
Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard, to fetch her poor doggy a bone.
When she bent down, the doggy came round, and gave her a bone of his own
Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard to get a bone for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Common internet “slang” and abbreviations</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A&#124; B&#124; C&#124; D&#124; E&#124; F&#124; G&#124; H&#124; I&#124; J&#124; K&#124; L&#124; M&#124; N&#124; O&#124; P&#124; Q&#124; R&#124; S&#124; T&#124; U&#124; V&#124; W&#124; Y&#124; Z&#124; SYMBOLS and NUMBERS&#124;

AAK: Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF: As A Matter Of Fact
AAR/AAR8: At Any Rate
AAS: Alive And Smiling
AATK: Always At The Keyboard
ABT2: About To
ACK: Acknowledge
ADAD: Another Day Another Dollar
ADIP: Another Day [...]]]></description>
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